Age is all relative ...

Our 5 year-old son was in the car and asked his daddy, "Why are you wearing a suit?" Daddy responded, "So I can meet clients." He then asked, "When do you not have to meet clients?" Daddy jokingly responded, "When I'm old and retired." Without pause he says, "You ARE old." "I'm not old!" "How old are you?" "I'm 35." "That is very old. You should retire."